Definitions..Weird Words..

Peach, as we all know is a kind of fruit, it is sweet and is usually used as a shampoo scent and etc.
But let me share something with you guys. When I was still in Singapore, my girlfriends and I used to call each other PEACHES, well it is not because we are sweet or we smell nice but what we really meant about it is B*&@%.. It's funny because before not everyone knows what we meant so many were puzzled and confused because they can't really understand why we were calling each other PEACH or PEACHES. But that's not all, for the only really close guy friend in my group is called MUSTARD. Well mustard is a sauce, I know, but for him, well what we really meant was B**TARD..These are all just playing with words, I don't really know how I started this thing but before I left the school almost everyone in my year uses these words, actually til now quite a few who have met me and my friends before uses these words as well.. Oh my friends and I are called PEACHES AND MUSTARD..or PAM..Playing with words which actually has another meaning given to them.

These are not just the words I've used in SFMS during my years there. If you guys have seen Austin Powers then you might remember the word he used Fazjah for father. My friends and I have been using this word as what it originally meant, and that is FATHER, but later on its meaning was changed because of an incident in class. I was so sleepy during art class that i just silently sat in one corner and some of my friends who was sitting in front of me had decided to wake me up with the coke poured in a small chocolate container,they then threw it on me and spilled on my skirt, I was surprised that in the middle of my class, even with my prof in front, I just burst out with the word "FU.." and well you guy's know what I was gonna say, right? But instead of really bursting out F**k I immediately changed it to FAZJAH and gave my prof a sweet smile. He then just smiled back and everyone in class started laughing even I, was laughing about it, and from that day on the word FAZJAH was used to really mean F*CK. Another expression was then made up and that is "MAZJAH FAZJAH"..which obviously means *toot...hehehe..
There are just so many crazy words or expressions that my friends and I have made up, even those real words, there meanings were change because of some incident and some are just for the fun of it.